If you come before a judge for one of these violations, he may be tempted to laugh you out of court. How do these crazy laws come on the books?
We live in a world of laws. Speed limits and traffic laws regulate the manner in which we drive. Criminal prohibitions on everything from fraud and embezzlement to assault and battery provide order and control to everyday life in a free society. Personal injury laws may seem like they are intended to pad the pockets of doctors, lawyers and insurance companies but most were intended to protect people in the event of an accident.
But some laws just make you scratch your head. “Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it,” Henry David Thoreau once said. A strident abolitionist and sworn enemy of the tax man, he was probably referring to slavery and excise laws. Restrictions on things like arcade games, fake wrestling matches and card dealing may have been less offensive to the “Civil Disobedience” author, but that doesn’t make them any less arcane and, in some cases, ridiculous.
Coming up with a list of 10 most the most archaic laws still in effect is no problem. Limiting the list to just 10, however, is quite an undertaking. Read on to see the 10 most outdated, unnecessary and just plain strange laws still on the books.
When in Gainesville, Ga., keep fried chicken away from this implement of doom.
Popeye’s chicken and biscuits were born and bred in New Orleans. The colonel fried his birds in Kentucky. But Georgians take this battered delicacy perhaps the most seriously of all Southern states.
A hot, crispy drumstick practically begs to be scooped up and devoured with your own two mitts. In the Peach State, it’s the law. Technically.
A Gainesville, Ga, ordinance makes it illegal to consume fried chicken any way other than by hand. Enacted in 1961 as a PR stunt to promote Gainesville as a beacon of poultrydom, the law still remains on the books. Do not despair, however, if you find yourself using cutlery to carve up a pan-fried thigh within city limits. In 2009, a 91-year-old woman who was “arrested” for consuming fried chicken with a fork was pardoned moments later by Gainesville’s mayor, on hand as part of a practical joke
Who would want to curse at New Orleans’ finest?
New Orleans sure treats its fire fighters with reverence. The heroes who brave fiery flames in the Big Easy may appear to be grizzled, rough-and-tumble professionals, but deep down inside they have the sensibilities of a delicate flower. Particularly when it comes to colorful language.
Section 74-2 of the New Orleans City Code states “It shall be unlawful and a breach of the peace for any person wantonly to curse or revile or to use obscene or opprobrious language toward or with reference to any member of the city fire department while in the actual performance of his duty.” The law is still on the books, but was ruled unconstitutional by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1974
Grandma could be a dangerous criminal if she keeps playing cards on Sunday in Alabama.
There are all sorts of wacky laws in the U.S. regulating what people can and cannot do on Sunday. This is largely a reflection of the nation’s Puritan roots. Restrictions on alcohol sales (and the Chick-fil-A rule against opening on the Sabbath) remain in place in many states, cities and towns, but they are hardly the only sobering Sunday prohibitions still enforced by the fun police.
In Alabama, for example, it’s a criminal “offense against public health and morals” to engage in a whole host of activities on Sunday, including playing cards. Shooting, hunting, gaming and racing are also prohibited and carry a fine of $10 to $100. Worse, you could be imprisoned or sentenced to hard labor for no more than three months for any of these “immoral” acts
“Just sign where it says ‘soul.'” Is there something diabolical about buying cars on Sundays (apart from the shady salesmen)?
Maine residents dig their lobsters, black bears and brisk winter mornings. They are not too keen on shysters who sell cars on Sunday.
Under Title 17, Section 3203 of the state code, the sale of cars and other motor vehicles on Sunday is strictly prohibited. Violation of the law is a crime, punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine, along with auto dealer license revocation. The law is not, however, simply limited to the fellas down at McGillicuddy’s Mazda & Subaru Barn. It applies to any person who engages in the purchase, sale, exchange or trade of a new or used car on the day of rest
[source 1=”” 2=”2=”href=”http://www.mainelegislature.org/legis/statutes/17/title17sec3203.html”>Maine”” 3=”Revised” 4=”Statutes</a>” language=”:”][/source]
. Surprisingly, many auto dealers are in favor of this ban, as it gives them a break from the relentless competition among each other
Being the avid outdoorsmen that they are, lawmakers in the Pine Tree State make an exception for motor home sales, which are perfectly legal seven days a week
Who knows what horrors await you if down your beer and pretzels together in North Dakota?
It is common belief among many a barfly that on the seventh day, our Creator made beer and on the eighth he added pretzels. The good people of North Dakota, however, didn’t get that memo. Sure, bars and restaurants here can serve suds and pretzels, but not at the same time, according to a bizarre state law. Perhaps the deep and nearly unquenchable thirst brought on by a sack of sourdough knots caused one patron too many to overdo it on the Stroh’s Light. Maybe the state is experiencing a carbohydrate and sodium shortage. Whatever the reason, do not expect to enjoy a cold one with a pack of Rold Golds the next time you’re bar hopping in Fargo
[source 2=”Code</a>;” 3=”” 4=”4=”href=”http://www.866ourvote.org/state/materials/AL-FAQ-2012-FINAL-1.pdf”>Lawyers”” 5=”Committee” 6=”for” 7=”Civil” 8=”Rights</a>” language=”href=”][/source]
Junior may be clowning but in Georgia, you can’t sell him to the circus if he is 12 or under.
But once little Johnny turns the big 1-3, feel free to ship him off to a career as trapeze swinger or carnival barker. The list of vocations for which parents may not rent out their minor children ages 12 and younger in Georgia includes gymnast, contortionist, circus rider and acrobat, as well as clown and wire walker. Why these particular professions — as opposed to, say chimney sweep, alligator trainer or sidewalk sign holder — have been identified as particularly unsuitable for young kids is not clear. Perhaps in the old days, it was a common way to get rid of some of your unwanted children.
At any rate, the consequences of running afoul of this law is well established: A misdemeanor conviction can come with up to a year in the slammer and a maximum $1,000 fine
(L-R)Actors Brad Johnson, Bart Johnson and Adam Johnson break the law in New York during an afterparty for the premiere of “Happy Valley.”
Among society’s many ills — crystal meth, gun violence, Nickelback — pinball probably isn’t at the top of most people’s lists. That hasn’t stopped lawmakers in Beacon, N.Y., from banning the once popular arcade game within city limits.
Beacon isn’t the first place to outlaw pinball. A number of big cities proscribed the game up until the ’70s, with officials claiming that pinball was tied to Mafia activity, not to mention sucking time and money from America’s youth (kinda like pool in “The Music Man”). Yet unlike some of the other entries on this list, the anti-pinball law is not only still on the books, but is also being enforced. In 2010, the city forced a retro arcade museum to shut its doors, citing the pinball prohibition and threatening a $1,000-a-day fine
Pro wrestling has now been given an exemption from the Louisiana law banning “sham or fake contests or exhibitions.”
When Randy “Macho Man” Savage crushed Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat’s larynx with a timekeeper’s bell during a 1987 bout for pro wrestling’s Intercontinental Championship belt, it certainly looked real. The “blood” that Hulk Hogan spilled across the ring in a legendary 2005 Summer Slam beat down on Shawn Michaels also looked pretty darn legitimate. Yet even diehard wrestling fans know deep down inside that the thunderous leg drops, debilitating sleeper holds and soap opera style shenanigans that go on inside the square circle are staged.
The suspicion can be confirmed, thanks to a Louisiana law. The “sport” of pro wrestling was illegal within state lines under a law banning boxing and wrestling events that are “sham or fake contests or exhibitions.” Enacted in 1974, the law was amended to exempt pro wrestling from the prohibition in 2007